New Year’s Day Protest
Following the celebrations of the new incoming year 2001, SWIM chapters across America and, to a lesser extent, Canada swarmed out to set up protest booths and placards and protest around the diabolical corporations and to protest their subsidiaries and protest they did. Some highlights include:
New York:
The protest here consisted of booths set
up in Times Square, and the throwing of sea water on the cars of
CEOs of companies that pollute sea pig breeding grounds,
symbolically showing that they are “all wet”. Being
the largest city on Earth, NY has a high concentration of
companies that pollute. The booths were a huge success, everyone
loves booths, except the police, who hassled us as usual.
San Francisco:
The SF SWIM chapter doubles as the SF
BGLAD club (Bi Gay Lesbian and Dyke), and to this we salute them.
They set up their flamboyant strike centers in the heart of The
Castro to challenge not only sea pig awareness, but hot gay
issues.
Washington, DC:
Here the protest occurred down the same
city streets that our new President will travel for his
inaugural. Hail to the Thief, say SWIM protesters!
In no way could a SWIM member vote for Bush, Gore he’s our
man! Gore, the man who will do and say anything to get
elected would also do and say anything for our friend, the sea
pig. SWIM salutes Al Gore.
Birmingham, AL:
Down the same sweltering streets that the
King, and Dr. Martin Luther King traveled down, so too does the
SWIM protest. Birmingham is a hornets nest of racism
against the sea pigs and our strike booths had to be protected to
spread the swim message, and spread it was!
Toronto, ONT:
Canada pitches in.
Seattle, WA:
Home of SWIM, instigator, lover, and
helper of sea pigs everywhere. A few unfortunates were
arrested here, the fascist pig police taking away our rights to
protest. Not like our lovable pig, the sea pig. Booths,
marches, and sit-ins here exposed the ignorant liberal populace
to the SWIM message.
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